A Sunday Referendum

October 3rd, 2008

Cotopaxi Mountain from an airplaneQuito Mountains

Hopping off the plane from Frankfurt barely affords time to toss the Corsican togs into the wash before grabbing more refined ones and re boarding the Continental flight for Houston/Quito. If you ignore the clock and keep jet lag at bay you can even find time to check in with family, stock the refrigerator and catch up at the office. It’s 6.20 AM in PDX when we speed down the runway and thanks to the past 15 hours in Lufthansa coach seats my ass fits this Continental coach seat perfectly. I am literally praying that as on the Frankfurt flight some oversized Teuton won’t recline his seat all the way back into my face and space, all the time flailing and grossly flatulent.

Houston passes pleasantly, being one of the better airports these days in terms of space, cleanliness, amenities not to mention as a port of entry. It is a bit of a puzzle that we are requested to board the plane very early, it is quickly explained once we are all herded onto the jetway where the US Customs are waiting with surly manner and swagger. They want cash… and lots of it. They seem to think that many of us may be carrying scoobies in excess of $10,000.00 and in loud voices they demand that people take off money belts should they have one. If the request is met with a blank stare it is repeated more loudly as if high volume english makes up for a lack of spanish in some cases. When I tell the guy how much I am packing he looks at me like I am a pauper. So be it. Once again I survive a landing into Quito and in minutes am through immigration and grabbing a taxi for downtown. Iberia seems to be maintaining a crashed Airbus A340 here as a monument to the results of too high a speeds and too short a runway. The need for a taxi is created by the unfortunate absence of of my good pal Esteban “Figueroa” Arboleda who apparently thinks the Thursday night rose show party is more fun than an airport run.

Roses at a Quito flower show

Ostensibly in town for the rose show and a couple of farm visits I run slap bang into Rafael Correa’s referendum whereby he consolidates power, changes the constitution, removes Ecuador off the dollar and more or less nationalizes most anything that makes the country money and provides employment, like bananas, oil, flowers, shrimp and so on. Obviously to do this he has to take from some and give to others. The sentiment on the street seems to be that the guy is a slam dunk and that his yes vote will likely garner some 80% or more. From what I can see the first industry to be hit by the coming referendum is the beer/wine/spirits industry as the country is in a mandatory tee total state for the duration of the referendum weekend. Apparently Ecuadorians can’t get out and vote after a beer or maybe Mr. Correa understands more about electorate sobriety than his opposition. Either way I am not enamored of the state of affairs. If the Government can interfere with your right to imbibe, heaven knows what they can do with a landslide majority in the referendum. It would hardly bode well for Sara Palin’s continued low class references to Joe Six-pack. On second thoughts electoral sobriety may be a useful tool after all in the choosing of the right party for ourselves.

Domes of lovely roses in Quito, Ecuador

Visiting the farms is as always a revelation. More often than not because of the conversations that ensue re the state of trade, the world and of course at this time the obscene greed that has the US looking like a train wreck, even to those whose eyes seldom see much other than such economic carnage as a fact of their daily lives. While the flowers are in all their glory and the tour de force that is pre and post harvest care along with the precise packing that is a hallmark of these farms it provides scant pleasure to learn that we (the US) are no longer the power buyers for this product. Rather the Europeans are more reliable buyers now (although that may not last so long) and for sure it is the Russians that have come to wield the purchasing power for flowers in Ecuador and just maybe in many more markets. The Russians are here to the point their women are unmistakable on the streets of Quito, their youth can be found working in the hotel lobbies and the guys are at the rose show, attracting the attention of all the rose growers. Oil and gas wealth can buy a lot of roses and of course no one wants to turn down the cash that can send a rose from Quito to Vladivostock post haste. I do wonder how the rose cossacks are getting on in this vodka-less city this weekend.

Greenhouse in Ecuador

From the 9th floor of Le Parc with its floor to ceiling windows I can hear and see barking dogs, martial music and marching feet from a neighboring parade ground, I also hear canned electioneering coming from speakers mounted atop cars as they circulate around the blocs and just occasionally the peculiar whistle that is released by the hard revved diesel buses in those seconds between gear shifts and a possible collision. I can see 180 degrees most of which is high rise after high rise condominium tower and out beyond them are the hills and volcanos that line the sides of the valley that Quito sprawls in and now sprawls out of, Once in a while I see the lower slopes of Cotopaxi and a glimpse of its snow cover but it is not until the aircraft takes me out on Sunday morning that the sky is close to cloudless and the mountains are shown in all their glory. This is by far the best view in ten years of rose treks to Ecuador and on that day I wished I were on a rose farm up on the slopes. Breathless in every sense of the word. I am taken to the rose show on two occasions this weekend and as usual it is wonderful for its displays, its new varieties and its casual ability to flawlessly intermix beautiful roses with even more beautiful women. I could pretend all I want as a point of propriety that this was not the case but lets face it, there is naked intent (or nearly so) here and it is delicious! You would have to be mostly dead to be not drawn into a booth to see the creations so ably marketed by these petal pushers. If there is not a looooong stemmed Ecuadorian rose that blushes pink to red named “Shameless”… there ought to be.Tree lined street in Ecuador

Flowers over a garden wall

Of note over the past ten years this country has had eight presidents. With this referendum and the ensuing re writing of the constitution Mr Correa is bound and determined to make number eight his lucky number and ensure his longevity. In many ways he emulates Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez in his leftist leanings. While democracy has or perhaps should have something of a different face in each country espousing it there is little doubt that there are domestic demands for change in this country and others in the greater region. My own thinking leads me to wonder if the changes forthcoming will bring about anything substantively better at all or just a new system of corrupt and grossly inefficient elites. The one small blessing that Ecuador might have if Mr. Correa proves to be a bad act is in the voters having much expertise in ejecting such miscreants….It is a loophole they need ensure he does not constitutionally close.

Quito city skyline

Dinner is courtesy of Valle Verde and Alberto Cantillana. It is most all of the way up a precipitous mountainside via a cobbled street and in an establishment owned by an Irish gal. What a world! We are taken there in a coach that does not fit the road and more importantly is not equipped with oxygen masks for us mere mortals. As Irish as the owner is, her blarney has made few inroads on the unfortunate circumstances wrought by the referendum and we cluster in groups and hang on the bar sipping coffees or cokes or heaven forbid some alcohol free pina coladas. I have never, ever wanted to be a vegetarian and in like manner I have never ever wanted to be tee total. The latter has been so strongly reinforced to the point that I am now considering bootlegging to be an honorable occupation. The dynamics of this large group from around the planet, assembled in this bar/restaurant is interesting as it takes much longer to coalesce without glass in hand. The food however is grand.

The hours between Thursday night and Sunday morning are now spent and it is off to the airport with the laughter of godson Nicolas and his brother Ignacio in my ears and pictures of them running around, bouncing on the bed and pulling the blinds up and down on Le Parc’s ninth floor. Mr. Arboleda has somewhat redeemed himself with a very tasty Italian dinner in a fine establishment that just happened to have an illicit corkscrew on hand. Continental’s flight is punctual in departing and the airport’s exit tax collectors are equally so. The toll to leave now is a whopping $43 and must be in cash. It is somewhat amusing to hear peoples outrage as they go ballistic at the cold faced collectors behind the thick glass, when faced with this amount. Not quite so funny are the world trekking kids who have been backpacking through lord knows where and are doing their unkempt rounds of the airport in an attempt to scrounge up the tax cash. With my cash forked over for the requisite tax stamp I am free to head in the direction of Colombia, Panama and points beyond. It is 6.20 AM in Quito when we speed down the runway and I am sure the voting booths are readying for a day that is going to impact a lot of people. Many in ways they do not understand and some I know in ways they do not want. No doubt I will be back. I’ll make sure to consider the political calendar first….

As an addendum to this entry the result for Rafael Correa was 62% yes and 24% no with the balance being voided ballots by those in utter disagreement and dismay.

Cotopaxi Mountain

Sunday Dec 13th 2008… Chavista Correa, Illustrious graduate of University of Illinois now announces he is going to default on foreign debt saying that the people that lent him the money in the first place are “real monsters”. Cool move for a guy that has $2 billion in cash on hand and some still pretty nifty oil wells. His opening foray into the screwing of bondholders is a modest $30.6 million. In my opinion this is a pre-emptive middle digit to the world that embarrasses the rest of his nation.

(Philly Cont.) WaWa & KD

September 4th, 2008

Wawa (a Canada goose by any other name) is a rather remarkable chain of stores covering the mid-atlantic states. Apparently starting life as a dairy it has now morphed into something of a phenomenon. Known to me only because of this latest LAF Challenge I have come to really appreciate its convenience, its cleanliness and its cost efficiencies. It becomes home away from home for everything from gas to yogurt and fresh fruit to coffee. This is not your average “stop and rob” and there is little mistake that english is spoken here cheerfully, politely and as a first language.

After Saturday’s warm up ride I am sitting outside a pristine Wawa in Blue Bell looking mildly overheated and fumbling the top off a chocolate milk. A couple taking a break from an outing on their Harley Davidson wander over to check out the bike I am riding and marvel at the various bits of carbon and titanium and how they all came together so beautifully in a small factory in Glens Falls. NY. They are genuinely intrigued. Surely from other Wawa patrons viewpoints it must look odd, this couple off a super loud hog, dressed in leathers talking earnestly with a spandex clad guy whose only ride is about as flimsy as a flies wing and as silent as a ghost. None the less the conversation is super friendly and pleasantly lengthy. For the best part of forty minutes they tell of other nice routes for me to ride and in turn I tell them of tomorrow’s big ride with Lance Armstrong playing pied piper to a throng of five thousand. The pillion from Pennsylvania is teary eyed by the time I am done recounting some of the Challenge’s finish line tales. Wawa and your customer experience, please feel free to move to the Pacific North West. Such a small but important pleasure to pour the dairy product of your choice into your coffee directly from a carton (kept on ice) as one would at home. No none dairy creamer here ! Read the rest of this entry »

Philly, PA. LAF Challenge#3

August 29th, 2008

Actually Philly didn’t extend to much more than the airport and the Avis parking lot leading to the highway system heading for Montgomery County and Blue Bell. Its green and hilly and there are more trees here than Oregon ever dreamed of. Mind you they are a bit smaller, but then so are the potholes in the turnpikes and rural roads. It also happens to be hot, which is bearable. What is not is the suffocating humidity which is as nasty and gross as the people that man the TSA posts at the Philly International airport. Traveling as I do I have seen some real losers in the public sector since 911 but these miscreants take the big prize. Surly, abusive and ever forgetful of others station’s in life let alone where their pay and benefits come from. In five minutes I see them ruin the day of one hispanic woman with four almost identical aged children and one octogenarian gentleman. TSA Philly station operates on bullying the confused with ever rising voices. Appalling, Is all that comes to mind. The city of brotherly love is grossly misnamed if ones impressions are taken from these people… and surely thousands of travelers entering the country from other, less rude and scruffy cultures are no less appalled than I.

But enough of that for now as leaving those environs and entering the leafy suburbs and corn and soya filled fields of Montgomery County it would be difficult not to be charmed or to carry those peoples poison with you for overlong. I am here to ride the third of the Lance Armstrong Foundation Challenges plus help with our roses at the survivors finish line. I am fully enthused and ready to flatten out the 100 green shaded roller coaster miles tout de suite. I check in with the Texas gals, Sally and Becky to make sure the roses are on hand and keeping cool. Building the bike from its assortment of parts in the hard case is second nature now and in short order we are hammering west to take a peek at the prescribed course. Beautiful stone houses with slate roofs are connected to huge vegetable gardens by acres of lawn, beds of brilliant and tall Canna Lilies and here and there the diminished glint of summer dry streams. Everywhere there is a canopy of trees and seldom does a vista open to allow for a view of more than just across this valley and up onto the slopes leading to the next.

Barns dot fields and church spires poke out above Maple, Oak and Hickory while field corn looks withered and parched as it awaits the next rains. This is a quaint, water colored landscape for me far more used to the west’s bold strokes of more harsh coloring. It feels good (if sticky). It looks wonderful and best of all it sounds absurdly, incredibly fabulous. At dead stop or reckless pace the air vibrates and ululates with the sounds of a billion insects. The Crickets and Cicadas absent in the west make hay here in the cloying warmth and jungle like light filtering through broadleaves. It is a most wonderful sound… and all of a sudden it is of nostalgia and much missed. The country roads I speed along are narrow, curvy and undulating. For the most part their surface is miraculously smooth and makes for a comfortable ride… if there is such a thing. The sweat pours off in torrents and a hint of leg cramps is ever present. This humidity is going to prove tough to cope with! I call it a day after an out bound thirty miles or so and head back to my digs knowing this course is far tougher than those in Portland and San Jose. I never would have believed it when flying out here. It turns out that the rolling lands of PA are going to be a far harsher test of me than many a major climb in the west.

Ms.Garmin and I nip back to Philly’s 30th St Station to pick up my eldest, Gavin who has Amtrack’ed down from Albany and his summer job on Lake George in order to spend the weekend with me ( and unknown to him ) to spend the day matching up survivors and yellow roses in the blazing heat, all the while ringing a cow bell and shouting himself hoarse as cancer survivors cross the line to receive a rose. Prior to that however he sits up until 1 AM de-thorning and sleeving them along with the Texans, a couple of lobster quesadillas and a beer. Its up at 6 AM for all of us. Gavin is off to load roses into Sally’s truck and in doing so he bumps right into Lance Armstrong himself as he emerges from his cottage complete with bike. He strikes up a brief conversation with Gavin who is stunned at the familiarity of and proximity to a sports hero/legend. I am sure he is not as derisory about cycling and all things spandex to Lance as he is to me! For me its off to the starting gate via the back door to join an estimated 5000 people who in the acts of running and riding various distances are raising $3,000,000 today.

It is a multicolored circus in the parking lots of the community college. Big bikes, little bikes. The usual “poseur” bikes and the primitive, complete with rusty chains, wobbly wheels and really big seats. There are a lot of skinny people hidden from site by those who are not so skinny. A real cross section of Pennsylvania and farther afield, present here with single purpose and sharp focus. United by a disease, its variants and a man who willingly and knowledgeably leads the charge towards ultimate victory over it. There is always a general restlessness in the assembly at these events not to mention the odd unfortunate who forgets they are clipped in and goes down like a sack of spuds before thousands. One more broken collar bone! Both Lance and Doug Uhlman keep speeches to a polite minimum, the national anthem is observed and we are all then magnanimous enough to give Lance a good head start complete with police outriders. He’s going to need both the start and the cops to preserve himself from the enthusiastic hoards hot on his wheels.

In the minutes prior to taking off I strike up a conversation with Jay Horning of Lancaster, PA. A fit looking critter and owner of www.galllaminating.com he assures me that dropping a few pounds since a less than stellar outing here last year will stand him in good stead…I feel a critical eye being cast over my somewhat larger frame. It takes a few minutes to shuffle through the start area and its wobblers and hit the open road heading west past Normandy Farms. For as far as the eye can see there are cyclists fore and aft. Jay and I are quickly warmed up and moving through the throngs at an increasing clip and pretty soon we are into the more serious cycling country, as in the area of my exploratory foray yesterday. I watch Jay on his Giant taking on the grades and note with some concern the power in his calf muscles that make the bike just explode forward uphill… no matter the grade. The kind of muscles that have knots in them, those that my footballing teens, having done a million squats always brag about while casting aspersions upon my own.

Already I know that today is not my day on the bike as I have no answer for these accelerations. By mile 30 I believe I have sweated every last ounce of whatever a body holds that can be transferred into energy and I can sense Jay having to hang back a little to keep collecting me on his rear wheel. I don’t like that at all. Mind you, he is moving at a good speed and it is the pair of us doing the passing. The frustrating thing here is this is really nothing more than my normal pace and while the roads undulating macadam ribbons are unrelenting and therefore offers little time for a steady tempo they should not be tiring me at this point. Cramping thigh muscles are going to make all the decisions on this day and within minutes of them just about tearing me off the bike some youngster weighing all of a buck thirty comes up from behind all full of banter and BS and offers to help increase the pace, Jay is looking back over his shoulder for me as simultaneously the sign for the 70 mile route is right there in my face. It is the smart, if not the proud call. As the 100 milers disappear up another hill I peel off to the left and strike out on a much less populated road. Those that originally opted for the 70 miler are no where near here yet. The police officers holding traffic back at intersections have time to greet me and they laugh when I suggest it would be quite all right to halt me and favor the cars and tractors while I take a breather. They don’t.

As I get cracking I can hear and see the helicopter that is hovering over Lance’s route and even as I head away it is obvious where he is, albeit down beneath the leafy canopy, and readily apparent that he is moving quickly, almost eerily so across the terrain. Settling in for a quick 70 I still have to temporarily back off the cramping thighs on even the more modest grades. People wave as I pass and I really enjoy the sights and sounds of this green world they inhabit. There are lazy cows and corn silos, there are red barns and there are stone barns while in the heat of the day that is building, tar bubbles are forming on the road and make delightful popping sounds beneath my tires, they do however also make fast corners a little slick! Fully immersed in the ride and with maybe seven miles to go I am happy at about 23 mph on a relatively flat stretch when I hear the quick blip of a siren and alongside comes a Pennsylvania trooper on a Harley followed by a small SUV which is in turn followed by none other than the maestro himself. So just how crushing is this? Lance has put thirty miles on me on a hot and humid day while in recent memory I have heard him publicly state that he is only at a 30% fitness level relative to his Tour days. Picking up my pace is laughably ineffective as he continues to pull away with his entourage and gets back to the barn probably a good mile ahead of me. So the scoreboard reads; Lance 100 miles/4 hours. Mark 70 miles/4 hours. Pretty stark!

Its downhill to the finish line, the yellow balloons, the cowbells, the cheering volunteers (some 800 help with this event) and family members with cameras poised awaiting the sweat stained, saddle sore and justifiably satisfied. Sally and Becky are there along with friends Kathy Davis and John Mavrakis … from the studio that produces all those greeting cards you love to send. Also there is Gavin, looking quite unfazed by the heat and his days forced labor. He has his cowbell and his yellow volunteer T shirt and is bragging that he has been giving out the most roses. Little wonder as he inserted himself at the head of all the “rose runners”. In my casting about for cold water he dishes out much grief about my taking the 70 vs the 100 mile route and later as we wander towards the beer tent he tells me of his experiences on the survivor finish line and he says he had no idea that there would be a day when he could feel so many emotional “chills” in observing the reactions of survivors as their accomplishments and the implications of such come home to them. Just as we depart for refreshment I see Jay from Lancaster grinning his way across the line in a cool 6 hours for the full 100. Nice effort Jay!

We return back to the line and Gavin gets back to work. He has set Sally and Becky up along with their buckets of yellow roses under a canopy to give some respite from the blazing sun. It is hard to contain Sally in the shade however and she is an ever vocal, bell ringing presence congratulating survivors … slowly broiling in the sun. Sally is herself a ten year survivor and Becky, a lifelong and long suffering pal is there to make sure she takes care of herself. Fat chance! When not out passing roses they are turning rose buds into bucket loads of petals to shower the latecomers with. While the course is officially closed at 4.30 so that volunteers and police officers can go home and (the super efficient and impressively organized) Medallist Sports can pack everything up and get it heading towards the last ’08 stop in Austin TX on October 26th, there are people whose efforts are so great and represent so much that they will not quit. Sag wagons are supposed to collect the stragglers from off the course and unload them just short of the finish so that they can yet ride across the line. There are those and likely always will be, who will not get in a sag. They are going the distance. This means that Sally and Becky are out there from 7.30 AM until 9.30 PM when finally all were done and and the last survivor safely in. Sally Reed refuses to let any survivor come home without a reception committee! Of course the crowds have gone and the cameras and press are absent at these late moments. None the less this is when the most emotional moments play out, the rose petals fly and the very essence of what the LAF is to people who fight/have fought for their lives is seen in clear focus. It can not fail to touch and change anyone fortunate enough to be present in those waning moments of a long, hot day. (to be cont. )

TWO DOWN, TWO TO GO

July 23rd, 2008

Depite being back at my desk, or perhaps because of it I am more than ready to get back on the bike for a good cause. I am just back in from San Jose, CA. and another hot 100 miles, a few of which were spent trailing Lance Armstrong who can still ride a bike with some alacrity despite somewhat feeble declarations to the contrary. San Jose was the second stop of the superbly orchestrated Livestrong Challenge series whereby cyclists, runners and walkers participate in their respective disciplines to raise money for the Lance Armstrong Foundation. On another, also rather hot day a couple weeks ago, $1.0M dollars was raised in Portland, OR. This weekend past $1.5M was raised in San Jose, CA. Next it is onto Philadelphia, PA in August. I have no doubt it will be just as hot there and that the dollars raised will continue to climb right along with the mercury. We will wrap the Challenges up in a still (hopefully) balmy Austin, TX. in October.

San Jose was not merely as hot as a wood fired pizza oven, it was about as smoky as one, courtesy of the states current incendiary properties. The hills on either side of the valley being barely visible though only a mile or two away. Sunday morning dawns fairly cool and some thirty five hundred plus participants are unleashed by the national anthem as trumpeted by a young dentist from New Orleans who proceeds to cycle the battered instrument around various refreshment stops jazzing up the exhausted or those on their way to being so. Read the rest of this entry »

Orlando; Super Floral Show, superfast, super hot and super flat

June 19th, 2008

Another string of Boeing 757′s in Delta livery, whisk me via Salt Lake City to Orlando, FL and back to Portland in approximately 50 hours. As much as I would grumble about airlines this was nothing more than a flawless repeat of all the hundreds of trips Delta has flown for me over the past decade. The only worthwhile observation being that the ticket price has soared whether in mileage or cash as at the same time comfort and amenities have continued their crash and burn spiral.

As many times as I have been to Florida it has almost always been along one coastline or another so the featureless green and watery flatness that is the center of the state has never really been a part of my thinking….at least not since I was briefly in Tallahassee for Jeb’s inauguration which seems eons ago and long before there was serious talk of competing with the Chinese (working on a Cuban license) in drilling for oil off the coastline. If two and three buck gas did not do that then four buck gas most certainly has the dialogue started. I guess that indicates that even the Subaru crowd are feeling the pinch.(Not really surprising as a quick fact finding foray indicates even they only get about 20mpg…hardly the measure of green frugality!)

From the 17th floor of the Rosen Center all I can see is an endless green that eventually melds with sky blue, dotted with puffy whites. The green flatness sprouts clay colored hotel towers, ribbons of highway and the painted coasters and towers of a myriad amusement parks…something like giraffe necks sticking up above a savanna’s Acacia trees. From an aircraft only, can one see that the green ground represents maybe only 70 percent of the landscape, the rest being ponds, lakes and ditches stretching towards Coco Beach and the Space Center at Canaveral. From the sealed bedroom window I imagine that I too can see the curvature of the earth.

Super Floral is where the USA’s largest floral buyers, the Costcos, WalMarts, the FTD’s and a million and one grocery chains go to place the big orders that keep the big growers happy for the coming year. Along with the ( I know it is hard to believe) real flowers there is booth after booth of all the crap that we doubtless have Chinese workers slaving (as seen in last months depressing feature “China”) over for a few bucks a month while inhaling lord only knows what life shortening fumes. The balloons, the plush, the faux wreaths, the faux baubles, the faux flowers even. Miles of ribbon and tons of pottery, tin buckets and wooden roses. Everything but everything that seems to be associated with flowers to the extent that the flowers themselves might become secondary. After all flowers are perishable, a pain in the ass!

More than ever I appreciate Flowerbud’s green box and our adherence to it carrying nothing but fresh flowers, sometimes a vase and very rarely an absurdly small box of a chocolatiers expensive tastes. There is no room for “plush” in the green box and the only thing that might be remotely inflated in there is my opinion on the certainty of our value proposition. As I march up one aisle and down another in the amazing structure that is the Orange County Convention Center I count my blessings as I honestly don’t know what I would do with all this stuff. Make a ton of money with it I suppose, if the lunch time talk by the voluble Jim McCann of 1-800 is anything to go by at all. At a billion bucks a year he can’t be all wrong. I’ll be damned If it doesn’t go against my better judgment though, to say nothing of my taste.

This floral convention is not like the ones I have the fortune to attend in Latin America or in the Netherlands. Those, while surely regulated as to those that can attend are always far more vibrant, packed and exciting…even in the days before the general public is allowed to swarm in and ooh and aah over what we flower peeps have come up with. Because this is for the really big fish it seems very quiet, eerily so. I guess there are not that many really big fish out there! As some of the merchants tell me they only need one big purchaser a year to make it all work, beyond that they are blessed.

Being something of a Curious George and finding myself trawling past bored people with eyes beginning to glaze it becomes readily apparent that one need only glance sideways at a girl from Colombia, a guy from Taiwan, a couple from Fallbrook and they will pounce in anticipation of a conversation, any conversation. With fishing poles ready and hooks suitable baited the angling is fun. It amuses me that people who know that you are not a likely candidate for their product will chat in fascination of what you do while others that really should be paying attention to your words, because you are in fact sure their product has validity for you, don’t understand it and allow their eyes to wander rudely to more “likely” targets even as you speak. When that switch happens it does not matter what you have to sell, you are not ever going to sell it to flowerbud. Some of these sales hacks have been around the industry way too long and are blind to the newcomers, new ideas and sorely needed new directions.

Not only is is flat and green it is hot. Not is it merely hot, it is sticky hot. Toss in thunder and lightening and rains enough to float a beached whale and the walk from the motor coach to Margaritaville within the grounds of Universal Studios theme park is a warm, wet affair. The namesake drink on rocks, with salt sees everybody happy enough to chat, to eat, to play at the crab racing and listen to a parrot head singing the seductions of carefree island life. Just one more for the road, after all the alarm does not go off until 4.20AM and Delta seats 18F & 18F hold little allure at this moment. They do however, in a mere six flying hours glide me across the south, the mid west, the west and on into the pacific north west, ever so gently down the Columbia River from the Dalles dam to Sauvie Island on a left down wind, a base leg over The Pumpkin Patch and a final approach aimed right at Mt Hood. Nothing flat here, nothing hot here and already I can feel myself slowing down.