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Bombs Away

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Not THE bombs… I refer to the flower form of certain Peonies that we now have up for sale on Flowerbud.com. It is one of those rare years when we have a small portion of a giant crop just making harvest the week of Mother’s Day. It is so rare that one gets to sell product with such little arm twisting that it leaves an indelible impression upon us all. The initial impression is red, and then some ( and with maybe just a little of the green in the making ) as the variety that obliged/and is still obliging us is the awesome Red Charm. Its a show stopper that is going to make your jaw drop and have you uttering all manner of inane sounds… much as if your were cradling a better than average looking newborn. You might also think of expanding you vocabulary of inanities because ‘Red Charm’ will no sooner be ever so softly dropping its billion petals onto your kitchen table ( simply the best place in the house for such beauty ) than ‘Coral Charm’ will be arriving in from the fields, flaunting its blend of salmon and rose colorings, guaranteed is a double take and thence to full on swoon. And so it goes… a harvest season lasting perhaps three weeks and (with luck) a fourth week to finish off sales.

Wave after wave of colors, larger than believable flower forms and all with tantalizing textures. Are you feeling the need, the want, the desire to buy what you remember from Grandma’s garden back in the Mid West?  The flowers depicted on Chinese Porcelain, stitched into an old tapestry, printed on modern textiles as well as painted by masters and starving artist alike? Well then, It really is a case of NOW or next year. Willamette Valley temperatures can change overnight from the mid 40’s to the mid 80’s at this time of year and then the Peony waits for no one. Not for you nor I, prince nor pauper, and never but never for bride or bridezilla.

You should be so lucky as to view these farms… vast acreages of nicely aged, enormously sized Peony “bushes”, rank after rank of stately rows undulating within and over a landscape left by the Willamette river ( that still inundates on rare and expensive occasion  ) A Peony plant left to its own devices throws up multiple stalks, each containing numerous buds. We walk (wade through) those ranks of buds in their multiple millions and remove all but the  terminal one while still tiny. This terminal bud grows fat and plump and and very vigorous as one can imagine… it is now feasting on nutrients once bound for a score of others.

On a good May day, with a sky of Oregon blue and the large puffy white clouds making a back drop to Cottonwoods trees, fluttering freshly minted leaves that stir on the merest hint of breeze… it is as if a million drum sticks held high, slowly take on color as the same breeze sways them rhythmically, hypnotically in near endless rank. A few ooze a sweet stickiness, a siren call to hastening ants, others sprout a solitary bright petal from a still tight green sheath ( as a hatchling bird frees itself from the egg ) and slowly but ever so surely they feel to our enquiring and knowledgeable squeeze, much like marshmallows… like Somoas. You have heard of Somoas, right? Well if the temps keep climbing (especially the night time temps) as they invariably do in May and early June, there are going to be days when we pick a heck of a lot more than just ‘Somoa’ of these Peonies.

SO we shall pick and you shall buy. That’s the deal for the next three weeks and should you plan your wedding or a “must have Peony” party outside of this brief window you can pen all the paean’s you want to the precious Peony and not produce a single, double or even a bomb. A Peony marches very much to the beat of its own drum. Now the Peonies you and I deal with in our transactions at Flowerbud are referred to as herbaceous as they die down to the ground every winter, unlike their tree form brethren and as far as history is concerned they are right in there with the longest used flowers in ornamental culture… some 2500 years and are symbols and emblems in both China and Mongolia. Japanese history notes them as more for medicinal purposes, particularly in the arena of convulsions. Talking of convulsions, I bet the lowly Zinnia had one when the state of Indiana booted it as the state flower in favor of the Peony a little more than fifty years ago. It is deliciously fitting that our fields today are located a short jaunt down a potholed road from Portland as a little research also reveals the Peony to be the common subject of Japanese tattoos and the decrepit masses over the age of thirty may not know (or care) that this pleasant city, once a bastion of forestry, fishing and farming is now the inked flesh capital of the USA. I must say that among the barbed wire bracelets, the Kilroy’s were here, the Maori war paint along with the odd anchor  and M Jagger’s lips, I have yet to see a Peony. I now have an incentive to look harder… and soon, before Gen’s X,Y and Z  fall foul of the sun, gravity and years. A ‘pruning’ process begetting wrinkles enough that their Peony tatts morph from tramp stamps to Rorschach ink blots… or worse.

A planted Peony’s preference is to remain that way and the only way to get premium flowers is from plants established a bare minimum of four years. These rows we wade through rain or shine during harvest season are waist high and better, and on a rainy day in the valley when even Ospreys cling tight to the nest, one slips and slides from cold bath to cold shower, stooping to slip a razor sharp knife low down and through a stem that gets quite woody… as the mud slicks your boots and the water pours down your collar and up your sleeves. We generally liberate a mature plant for 2/3 rds of its stems every year and it can go on like this for years providing the root is happy enough planted shallowly in its mucky soil, doesn’t get over fed, over watered or over seen once flower harvest is complete. Pampering a Peony proves pointless! A mature peony plant that is going to be used for propagation to further the species, enlarge your acreage or be sold into the garden trade can be so tenacious of its location it can take a back hoe to pry it free and then to carve the root mass into plantable pieces containing from three to five “eyes” can take a young man with an axe and loppers to get it down to the pruning shears and knife stage. Its a chore, and goes far in explaining the cost of a peony which at twice the price would still be cheap.

A beautiful gift, a treasure of nature and good husbandry, as a bunch of drumsticks turn into a bowl of beauty. For you for anyone and everyone, delivered almost anywhere in the USA tomorrow for $86 all in. Impossible in China 2500 years ago. Not possible in the USA 25 years ago! Possible today from Flowerbud.com

Bombs Away!

The Vase Runner

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Barely off Delta’s Nice/Amsterdam/Portland flight (vacated by Northwest post ticket purchase and now code shared with KLM and Air France… really! ) when handed a ticket to Long Beach, CA along with instructions to disburse among a half dozen farms, a container load of Flowerbud’s acrylic vases that are painfully late in from China. The approach into Long Beach takes us above the billowing smoke from the still rampant blaze that is the Station Fire,  an arson caused conflagration in some foothills east of LA. Of all the LA area airports used by me this past decade, Long Beach has never counted among them, until now. To say the least it is small, quaint almost. Eminently manageable and as far from what one might imagine an airport in Los Angeles to be as possible. No frill, no flash and quite some number of trailers operating as peoples offices. California continues showing us that the 31st state is in a state of penury… the first of many such glimpses I catch through the dried up and weedy landscaping, the endless trash blowing roadside, and for the next 1975 miles, feel… as I bounce through potholes and thump over misaligned bridge expansion joints and collapsed concrete in freeway lanes. (more…)

DROPPED OFF THE BACK

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

It seems an awfully long time since I hopped in that cab on a snowy day at JFK and headed into mid-town Manhattan. This is as good a time as any to reminisce, when trying to hang with the super fast pack on a benefit ride through the Sammamish Valley of Washington State. It is three years since last in the city and I am intrigued on seeing I can now swipe a credit card in the back seat of the taxi to settle my fare. Tempted into doing so I can’t help but wonder about the cases of fraud we see from Ghana, Nigeria and from NYC itself as unidentified persons use stolen card numbers to attempt flower purchases for whichever witless squeeze they have fooled into aiding and abetting them. Guys from Ghana seem to have the capacity to have women from Spokane fall for them site unseen…. and usually for roses. How special!

Despite the intervening years the staff at The Lucerne Hotel instantly access my history and address me as If I had never been absent and I was an enjoyable guest to have stay. Remarkable how adroit they are at making one feel this welcome. I head up the elevator in search of hot water and momentary respite from the travel. Heading the bike up the first notable incline and already well back in the pack of twenty and thirty year olds and with a gal, an Olympian and a past national champion of New Zealand I seek a better gear (more…)

Escape 2 New York

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Am long overdue to flee this miserable grey town that has just managed to get itself recognized as “the most miserable city ” in which to live in the USA. It is self absorbed right now with a mayor, the epitome of Portland’s new found metrosexuality ( tree felling, farming and fishing are frowned upon here now) who turns out rather to have a penchant for the underage male and a sack full of lies to go along with what he would have stump town’s gullible and stupidly tolerant consider a mere peccadillo. Add to that some pale faced woman at U of O whose power trip of transparently veiled threats to see the old White Satin/White Stag/Made In Oregon sign “go dark” if she and the powers in Eugene (likely the second most miserable place in the US) don’t get their way in changing its neon garish statement to promote “The Ducks” of all things. Maybe we should just call in “A Beaver” to chop the damn thing down. Geez, are we not now all scared witless when piling this on top of all the really serious stuff in life just now? Only in Portland, OR could the self promoting, made for TV pompous classes with the chichi spectacles a la Palin of Alaska, dodge the potholes, a sales tax, bums and collapsing bridges to add their verbal drizzle to the incessant meteorological kind. Thank heavens for little green apples, a few Republicans out on the farthest reaches of Sauvie Island and direct Delta flights to JFK.

The fact the flight requires a 4 am turnout is nothing to the thrill of leaving the forest and dropping in on Manhattan and a courtesy upgrade can only improve the mood. Prior to bag pack and catnap I see reports of an imminent late season snow storm for the city and other parts of the east coast with numbers ranging from 5″-10″ of snow on Long Island. Now that could well add a complication or two to a very tight schedule. (more…)

A Sunday Referendum

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Cotopaxi Mountain from an airplaneQuito Mountains

Hopping off the plane from Frankfurt barely affords time to toss the Corsican togs into the wash before grabbing more refined ones and re boarding the Continental flight for Houston/Quito. If you ignore the clock and keep jet lag at bay you can even find time to check in with family, stock the refrigerator and catch up at the office. It’s 6.20 AM in PDX when we speed down the runway and thanks to the past 15 hours in Lufthansa coach seats my ass fits this Continental coach seat perfectly. I am literally praying that as on the Frankfurt flight some oversized Teuton won’t recline his seat all the way back into my face and space, all the time flailing and grossly flatulent.

Houston passes pleasantly, being one of the better airports these days in terms of space, cleanliness, amenities not to mention as a port of entry. It is a bit of a puzzle that we are requested to board the plane very early, it is quickly explained once we are all herded onto the jetway where the US Customs are waiting with surly manner and swagger. They want cash… and lots of it. They seem to think that many of us may be carrying scoobies in excess of $10,000.00 and in loud voices they demand that people take off money belts should they have one. If the request is met with a blank stare it is repeated more loudly as if high volume english makes up for a lack of spanish in some cases. When I tell the guy how much I am packing he looks at me like I am a pauper. So be it. Once again I survive a landing into Quito and in minutes am through immigration and grabbing a taxi for downtown. Iberia seems to be maintaining a crashed Airbus A340 here as a monument to the results of too high a speeds and too short a runway. The need for a taxi is created by the unfortunate absence of of my good pal Esteban “Figueroa” Arboleda who apparently thinks the Thursday night rose show party is more fun than an airport run.

Roses at a Quito flower show

Ostensibly in town for the rose show and a couple of farm visits I run slap bang into Rafael Correa’s referendum whereby he consolidates power, changes the constitution, removes Ecuador off the dollar and more or less nationalizes most anything that makes the country money and provides employment, like bananas, oil, flowers, shrimp and so on. Obviously to do this he has to take from some and give to others. The sentiment on the street seems to be that the guy is a slam dunk and that his yes vote will likely garner some 80% or more. From what I can see the first industry to be hit by the coming referendum is the beer/wine/spirits industry as the country is in a mandatory tee total state for the duration of the referendum weekend. Apparently Ecuadorians can’t get out and vote after a beer or maybe Mr. Correa understands more about electorate sobriety than his opposition. Either way I am not enamored of the state of affairs. If the Government can interfere with your right to imbibe, heaven knows what they can do with a landslide majority in the referendum. It would hardly bode well for Sara Palin’s continued low class references to Joe Six-pack. On second thoughts electoral sobriety may be a useful tool after all in the choosing of the right party for ourselves.

Domes of lovely roses in Quito, Ecuador

Visiting the farms is as always a revelation. More often than not because of the conversations that ensue re the state of trade, the world and of course at this time the obscene greed that has the US looking like a train wreck, even to those whose eyes seldom see much other than such economic carnage as a fact of their daily lives. While the flowers are in all their glory and the tour de force that is pre and post harvest care along with the precise packing that is a hallmark of these farms it provides scant pleasure to learn that we (the US) are no longer the power buyers for this product. Rather the Europeans are more reliable buyers now (although that may not last so long) and for sure it is the Russians that have come to wield the purchasing power for flowers in Ecuador and just maybe in many more markets. The Russians are here to the point their women are unmistakable on the streets of Quito, their youth can be found working in the hotel lobbies and the guys are at the rose show, attracting the attention of all the rose growers. Oil and gas wealth can buy a lot of roses and of course no one wants to turn down the cash that can send a rose from Quito to Vladivostock post haste. I do wonder how the rose cossacks are getting on in this vodka-less city this weekend.

Greenhouse in Ecuador

From the 9th floor of Le Parc with its floor to ceiling windows I can hear and see barking dogs, martial music and marching feet from a neighboring parade ground, I also hear canned electioneering coming from speakers mounted atop cars as they circulate around the blocs and just occasionally the peculiar whistle that is released by the hard revved diesel buses in those seconds between gear shifts and a possible collision. I can see 180 degrees most of which is high rise after high rise condominium tower and out beyond them are the hills and volcanos that line the sides of the valley that Quito sprawls in and now sprawls out of, Once in a while I see the lower slopes of Cotopaxi and a glimpse of its snow cover but it is not until the aircraft takes me out on Sunday morning that the sky is close to cloudless and the mountains are shown in all their glory. This is by far the best view in ten years of rose treks to Ecuador and on that day I wished I were on a rose farm up on the slopes. Breathless in every sense of the word. I am taken to the rose show on two occasions this weekend and as usual it is wonderful for its displays, its new varieties and its casual ability to flawlessly intermix beautiful roses with even more beautiful women. I could pretend all I want as a point of propriety that this was not the case but lets face it, there is naked intent (or nearly so) here and it is delicious! You would have to be mostly dead to be not drawn into a booth to see the creations so ably marketed by these petal pushers. If there is not a looooong stemmed Ecuadorian rose that blushes pink to red named “Shameless”… there ought to be.Tree lined street in Ecuador

Flowers over a garden wall

Of note over the past ten years this country has had eight presidents. With this referendum and the ensuing re writing of the constitution Mr Correa is bound and determined to make number eight his lucky number and ensure his longevity. In many ways he emulates Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez in his leftist leanings. While democracy has or perhaps should have something of a different face in each country espousing it there is little doubt that there are domestic demands for change in this country and others in the greater region. My own thinking leads me to wonder if the changes forthcoming will bring about anything substantively better at all or just a new system of corrupt and grossly inefficient elites. The one small blessing that Ecuador might have if Mr. Correa proves to be a bad act is in the voters having much expertise in ejecting such miscreants….It is a loophole they need ensure he does not constitutionally close.

Quito city skyline

Dinner is courtesy of Valle Verde and Alberto Cantillana. It is most all of the way up a precipitous mountainside via a cobbled street and in an establishment owned by an Irish gal. What a world! We are taken there in a coach that does not fit the road and more importantly is not equipped with oxygen masks for us mere mortals. As Irish as the owner is, her blarney has made few inroads on the unfortunate circumstances wrought by the referendum and we cluster in groups and hang on the bar sipping coffees or cokes or heaven forbid some alcohol free pina coladas. I have never, ever wanted to be a vegetarian and in like manner I have never ever wanted to be tee total. The latter has been so strongly reinforced to the point that I am now considering bootlegging to be an honorable occupation. The dynamics of this large group from around the planet, assembled in this bar/restaurant is interesting as it takes much longer to coalesce without glass in hand. The food however is grand.

The hours between Thursday night and Sunday morning are now spent and it is off to the airport with the laughter of godson Nicolas and his brother Ignacio in my ears and pictures of them running around, bouncing on the bed and pulling the blinds up and down on Le Parc’s ninth floor. Mr. Arboleda has somewhat redeemed himself with a very tasty Italian dinner in a fine establishment that just happened to have an illicit corkscrew on hand. Continental’s flight is punctual in departing and the airport’s exit tax collectors are equally so. The toll to leave now is a whopping $43 and must be in cash. It is somewhat amusing to hear peoples outrage as they go ballistic at the cold faced collectors behind the thick glass, when faced with this amount. Not quite so funny are the world trekking kids who have been backpacking through lord knows where and are doing their unkempt rounds of the airport in an attempt to scrounge up the tax cash. With my cash forked over for the requisite tax stamp I am free to head in the direction of Colombia, Panama and points beyond. It is 6.20 AM in Quito when we speed down the runway and I am sure the voting booths are readying for a day that is going to impact a lot of people. Many in ways they do not understand and some I know in ways they do not want. No doubt I will be back. I’ll make sure to consider the political calendar first….

As an addendum to this entry the result for Rafael Correa was 62% yes and 24% no with the balance being voided ballots by those in utter disagreement and dismay.

Cotopaxi Mountain

Sunday Dec 13th 2008… Chavista Correa, Illustrious graduate of University of Illinois now announces he is going to default on foreign debt saying that the people that lent him the money in the first place are “real monsters”. Cool move for a guy that has $2 billion in cash on hand and some still pretty nifty oil wells. His opening foray into the screwing of bondholders is a modest $30.6 million. In my opinion this is a pre-emptive middle digit to the world that embarrasses the rest of his nation.